…every girl

Every girl wants to be engaged to a serious man and wish to get married, but what kind of man will want to engage a babe with status like – ‘Liquids loadin’, Elegushi loadin’, ‘Movida on point’, ‘Wine bar Abuja toh bad’, ‘6 bottles I gallant’, ‘Clubbing mode activated’, ‘Champaign rain’, “Missing my bed tonite’, ‘Off to Crystal Lounge’, “Am gonna party real hard 2nite’ ‘Owerri, Benin, Lagos, PH, Abuja, Asaba, Bayelsa on my mind’, ‘Painting Accra blue and red’, ‘Dubai n Italy tins’…

You wear skimpy cloths, almost naked, loud nails and paintings you call makeups and you put it as your DP (display picture). You put DPs that you took in different hotels, hotel bedrooms and bathrooms. You then put ‘Alhaji thank you’ or ‘Baby thank you’ as your bf (boyfriend) no get name). Or you put ‘Senator, God bless you’, ‘Hon. You’re too much’. You take pictures in different cars; are you a driver?

Ipad 3, Bold 5, Porsche as DP and your boyfriend dey use Curve 2. Brazilian hair. Romanian hair. Peruvian hair etc. Who is fooling who?…….

Some babes never ready!!! Or you think those men ain’t seeing them? You better have a rethink. Maybe when you are 33 years, you’ll change your status to ‘Church on ma mind’, ‘I love Jesus’, ‘Jesus saves’.

At 35 years you begin to say all men are evil.

At 37 you no go miss any church service or crusade again. By then you don expire comot for market.

Fresh adventurous babes full university dey roll out, then beef go start. You spend hours in your saloon gossiping about younger girls, other married girls and how bad men are.

I know say many girls go vex but sharing this might save a frustrated depressed girl before it’s too late. All good men & Women should please rebroadcast and save a frustrated girl.

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